Back by popular demand.

Let me start by stating the obvious. It's been close to 4 months since my last post. Due to countless phone calls, numerous cash offerings, and masses of picketers standing outside my door requesting my return, I've decided to finally make my highly anticipated comeback.

When I sat down to write this blog, I literally had no idea what I was going to write about. That is absolutely still the case. And you can take that to the bank.

So, we'll start with the personal. What have I been doing for the past 1/3 of the year? Well, during the time of my sabbatical, I have moved. Twice. I have gotten cable in my room for the first time in 14 months, but who's counting? I have committed to, and subsequently renounced my commitment to running another half marathon in September. I have been scheduled to attend 10 nuptial ceremonies. Of which I have attended 5. If you're reading this and I didn't attend your wedding, I hope you went ahead and proceeded with the ceremony. And, your gift is on the way (read: your gift is resting on a shelf the store, but will be purchased shortly).

And we're going to end with the personal. Because that's all I've got.